Everything Is Nice

Beating the nice nice nice thing to death (with fluffy pillows)

Fulica Atra

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Coots are racists. They are extremely unpleasant birds and once a coot (Troy Winters) made me so I angry that I punched him until both me and Troy were crying. It’s weird that they’re so different to moorhens who are actually a bloody good laugh.

Extract from ‘A guide to London wildlife’ by Gus the Fox.

Written by Martin

25 September 2012 at 20:48

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